90min’s Definitive European Power Rankings: Week 11 – Treehouse of Horror Special

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Hello, everyone. You know, 90min’s Definitive European Power Rankings is a strange series. Personally, I don’t understand it. 
Kids quoting television shows, pretending to be authoritative football writers. Things on sports websites that are completely inappropriate for young readers. Things like the following article! 
Nothing seems to bother my kids, but today’s article – which I totally wash my hands of – is really scary. So if you have sensitive children, maybe you should tuck them in early tonight instead of writing us angry letters tomorrow. 
Thanks for your attention. 
This week’s edition of 90min’s Definitive European Power Rankings is brought to you by The Simpsons – Treehouse of Horror. 
15) Famalicão (Down 6) 

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“Aye, this chair be high, says I.”

Aye, Famalicão were flying too high in Primeira Liga, says I. 

And this past weekend, they came crashing back down to earth. 

Our plucky little Famalicão were humbled 3-0 by big-bad Porto at the Estádio do Dragão on Sunday, and while they bounced back (a tiny bit) with a win over Gil Vicente, they’re no longer atop of Primeira Liga. We’re upset. 
14) Atalanta (Re-Entry) 

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“We must go forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.”

Despite the harrowing 5-1 defeat at the hands of Manchester City in the UEFA Champions League, Atalanta are still moving forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards the top of Serie A. 
This past week, they twirled their way to a 2-2 draw away to SSC Napoli, and a whopping 7-1 win over Udinese. 
13) Borussia Monchengladbach (Re-Entry)

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“It all started on the 13th hour, of the 13th day, of the 13th month. We were there to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.”

“Oh, lousy Smarch weather.”

It seems there’s a misprint here. Because, from what I can see, Borussia Monchengladbach are top of the Bundesliga, and there appears to four points separating the top eight? 

And it’s Smarch…?
12) Ajax (Re-Entry) 

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